Every day brings more and more horrifying photos of the US Vice President, and I love them all.
Like many of you, I spent a lot of time texting back and forth with my friends. Now, many text chains are flooded with images of JD Vance. Maybe you've seen them. There is new every day. The bearded vice president swells, his eyes grow huge, he is a carnival grotesque, his chin is expanding and his shape is twisted. He often says, “pwease.”
I am obsessed with these pictures. I saved dozens of phones and hard drives. Goth Vance, JD Vance and a giant lollipop, JD Vance as the dying Darth Vader, JD Vance as the nuclear explosion, taking JD Vance and JD Vance as the Chicken McNuggets.
Early Vice President memes highlight Vance's smoky eyes and chubby cheeks. Of these two strains, the chubby Vance now dominates. For months, I've seen photos circulating Vance that enriched him. This is typical of what I see now: a weird and fulfilling JD Vance, cold, dead blue eyes staring at the audience with horror intensity. He looked like a cabbage doll that stayed in the sun.
Vance is the 2025 Frog, a politician mixed together in an endless madness of imitation. His ever-expanding body and meme form reminds me of 2016 4chan-driven meme magic. What did Pepe eventually become? His creator won some lawsuits and entered the NFT. He died of memes, mostly memes, and became Groyper. Pepe often but not always, ironically racist. Groyper is just a straightforward racist. The final form of the frog's swelling is a favorite among declared haters like Nick Fuentes.
Vance's current memory form is similar to the prostitute's pattern, but is less humanized. Groyper stared at the audience with a little smile, his eyes flashing. The chubby Vance's huge eyes were not malicious. Swelling Vance Memes Strangely, they crossed some harmful cultural divides across the country. I've seen Vance in a swelling form shared by Nazis, conservatives and liberals. I've seen his decay form bubble deep in the annoying anonymous image boards, and a pleasantly strange unfriendly discord.
The vice president often plays a unique role in the Joker's administration. Dan Quayle misspelled potatoes in a primary school spelling bees and never lives. Harris, Biden, Mike Pence and Al Gore all take turns to helpless fools in public opinion.
What happened to Vance is no different, but seems to be more intense. I think the reason memes are so popular and cross partisan lines is that Vance has some unique aliens and terrible things. For more than a decade, he has been the target of public figures and ridicule. Imitation excerpts of his memoirs Hillbilly Elegy The AP reported rumors that he fucked a sofa. Things about us hope this is so bad that it was reported on mainstream media.
Memes reflect Vance’s basic truth in some way. By far, one of my favorites is people showing off a chubby set of comics. “However, traces of the true self exist in the false self,” the meme writes. This is at its core. I think the Vice President's soul is rotten, barren and evil. The meme shows me a small novel about a deeper truth.
Vance, who is very online online, said he has seen the memes. He told reporters that he thought it was a very interesting trend.
I'm not laughing with him.
